Topic: Time Control, 800 words by the 12th

Holla, fuckos.

Rather than leaving the Word War mantle laying on crumpled on the ground to be trampled into the dust by the many-too-many, I have picked it up, dusted it off and donned it for this week.

Thus, I have the topic for the time being.

This being, "TIME CONTROL". Make of it what you may. Time limit is 8 days, word limit is 800 words. The 12th of December will see it done.